my mother.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE THE OUTDOORS.

"If you're going to fight with each other, do it outside."


2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."


3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"


4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" WHY? Because I said so, that's why."


5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to town with me."


6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."


7. My mother taught me IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.."


8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."


9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"


10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."


11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."


12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"


13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."


14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"


15. My mother taught me about THE FACTS OF LIFE.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't even have parents like you do."


16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just you wait until your father gets home."


17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home my lad !"


18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."


19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your jersey on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"


20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"If that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."


21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."


22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."


23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a tent?"


24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."


25. and the final one: My mother taught me about JUSTICE

"One day if you have kids, I hope they turn out just like you.

Pants on the Ground

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' downtown with your pants on the ground

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' talkin' with your pants on the ground.

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground

(Repeat second verse)

Melaka was fun. Wish more ppl could've come.

Take Me Home.

So.... I'm no longer active here. Add me up at twitter HERE.

Currently, having holidays but it's getting kinda boring as not everyone is in Subang. Though the I'd have to savour it, I MAY have to start studying again in January :O

Gonna do Law probably at Taylors or if my grades are good enough, then it'll be Monash University in Australia.

Truth be told, I'm kinda undecided on which one I would prefer more. Going to Taylors would mean I'd be close to all my friends, probably get a car, and staying here for another 2 years. Going to Monash would mean I'd get to experience a different culture, and have absolute freedom. *Taylors stand a better chance, dont think im ready to leave everyone here*

ANYways, I'm only doing this cause im cooked up at home. Cant wait for the Melaka trip with Jay Lyn, Sze Jade, Dope, Mikesh, Safiah, Airin and Liang.

Remember, whatever happens in Melaka stays in Melaka haha.

My GF.

« Mi¢` ħ ♥ says:

i miss you!

nicko, says:

hehe me too

« Mi¢` ħ ♥ says:

how's kl?

hahah

nicko, says:

boring. heh.

i got no one to go out with now

« Mi¢` ħ ♥ says:

come to kch

hahah

i bring you out

we go honk at random ppl

that was what i did just now with amah

lol

nicko, says:

hahaha

siow

« Mi¢` ħ ♥ says:

but kch's boring too

nowhere to go

i might be going back there on the 26th/27th next month

but i wont be coming back to kch until cny

nicko, says:

oh okay

not that long la

one month

i can live without you for one month la

hahahah

« Mi¢` ħ ♥ says:

fine!

lol

dont later two weeks later,i call you and you dont answer

nicko, says:

hahaha

i wont la

« Mi¢` ħ ♥ says:

then jess msg and say "nic's in the hospital now"

he cant live without you

he passed out

hahahaha

nicko, says:

HAHAHA

Michelle Wong Wan Jun & Azam Malek hurry the hell and come back faster. haha

kelly kelly

Dear Hani,

Yes i shall miss you too.

We gotta set a deadline.

We shall get famous by next April.

And we have to get other groupies. One (Liang) is not enough.

HEHE

Find Chuck Norris

Step 1: Go to google.com and type the phrase "Find Chuck Norris"

Step 2: Click "I'm feeling lucky" instead of "Google Search"

Step 3: Laugh.

Google is by far the coolest thing that ever happened on the internet!

Edit: Im so surprised that many dont know who Chuck Norris is...