nicko

my mother.

2010-02-02T03:16:00.001-08:00

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE THE OUTDOORS.

"If you're going to fight with each other, do it outside."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" WHY? Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to town with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about THE FACTS OF LIFE.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't even have parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just you wait until your father gets home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home my lad !"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your jersey on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"If that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a tent?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. and the final one: My mother taught me about JUSTICE

"One day if you have kids, I hope they turn out just like you.

Pants on the Ground

2010-01-14T06:29:00.000-08:00

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' downtown with your pants on the ground

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' talkin' with your pants on the ground.

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground

(Repeat second verse)

2009-12-18T05:33:00.000-08:00

Melaka was fun. Wish more ppl could've come.

Take Me Home.

2009-12-10T04:47:00.000-08:00

So.... I'm no longer active here. Add me up at twitter HERE.

Currently, having holidays but it's getting kinda boring as not everyone is in Subang. Though the I'd have to savour it, I MAY have to start studying again in January :O

Gonna do Law probably at Taylors or if my grades are good enough, then it'll be Monash University in Australia.

Truth be told, I'm kinda undecided on which one I would prefer more. Going to Taylors would mean I'd be close to all my friends, probably get a car, and staying here for another 2 years. Going to Monash would mean I'd get to experience a different culture, and have absolute freedom. *Taylors stand a better chance, dont think im ready to leave everyone here*

ANYways, I'm only doing this cause im cooked up at home. Cant wait for the Melaka trip with Jay Lyn, Sze Jade, Dope, Mikesh, Safiah, Airin and Liang.

Remember, whatever happens in Melaka stays in Melaka haha.

My GF.

2009-11-24T04:26:00.000-08:00

« Mi¢` ħ ♥ says:

i miss you!

nicko, says:

hehe me too

« Mi¢` ħ ♥ says:

how's kl?

hahah

nicko, says:

boring. heh.

i got no one to go out with now

« Mi¢` ħ ♥ says:

come to kch

hahah

i bring you out

we go honk at random ppl

that was what i did just now with amah

lol

nicko, says:

hahaha

siow

« Mi¢` ħ ♥ says:

but kch's boring too

nowhere to go

i might be going back there on the 26th/27th next month

but i wont be coming back to kch until cny

nicko, says:

oh okay

not that long la

one month

i can live without you for one month la

hahahah

« Mi¢` ħ ♥ says:

fine!

lol

dont later two weeks later,i call you and you dont answer

nicko, says:

hahaha

i wont la

« Mi¢` ħ ♥ says:

then jess msg and say "nic's in the hospital now"

he cant live without you

he passed out

hahahaha

nicko, says:

HAHAHA

Michelle Wong Wan Jun & Azam Malek hurry the hell and come back faster. haha

kelly kelly

2009-11-01T05:42:00.000-08:00

Dear Hani,

Yes i shall miss you too.

We gotta set a deadline.

We shall get famous by next April.

And we have to get other groupies. One (Liang) is not enough.

HEHE

Find Chuck Norris

2009-10-07T02:24:00.000-07:00

Step 1: Go to google.com and type the phrase "Find Chuck Norris"

Step 2: Click "I'm feeling lucky" instead of "Google Search"

Step 3: Laugh.

Google is by far the coolest thing that ever happened on the internet!

Edit: Im so surprised that many dont know who Chuck Norris is...

F My Life

2009-10-01T07:08:00.000-07:00

Check out this site http://www.fmylife.com/

It's smth like Post Secret but it's even funnier.

Extracts:

Today, I had a big exam. 20 minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

Today, I was babysitting my boss' kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic.FML

Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML

Today, it was my birthday. I asked my mom that instead of a present if she would make a donation to my favourite charity. She said that this wasn't a "proper" present for a 15-year-old girl. Instead she got me a kettle because "ours had broke and you make the most tea in the family." FML

Okay, thats all you'll have to click the link to read more :p

A conversation in college today which still makes me ROFL and LMAO while LOL-ing.

*the person shall be named A to protect her identity and spare her the embarressment (salah spelling i know, my spelling is worsening :S) of being called a dumb blonde*

A: Teacher, this weekend i got a dance performance. Come watch la.

Teacher: Oh i can't. So sorry i can't make it. Stage wishing you, break a leg!

*teacher walks away and A looks at me seriously, with a frown on her face.*

A: Oh my God! Teacher damn mean weyh! She's hoping i break my leg during my performance!

OMFGLOLWTFROFLLMAO GG.COM

lame but it sure as hell made my day!

2009-09-28T09:26:00.000-07:00

Sometimes, Youtube videos just makes my day!

ana! {blah} says:

LOL

IVE SEEN THIS

nicko. says:

have you been high today?

i see these nuns are gay..

ana! {blah} says:

BENNY LAVA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i ate a goat todayyyy

nicko. says:

hahah cant get that outta my head

hahaha hhahah

ana! {blah} says:

hahahahhhaahahhaahahahhahaha

LMFAOOOO

I FORGOT HOW FUNNY THIS WAS

nicko. says:

i literally almost fell off my chair

ana! {blah} says:

LOLOLOLOL

you saw the michael jackson one?

nicko. says:

its so funny to me, cuz i watched this movie last time

ana! {blah} says:

SAME

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i can sing along to the lyrics now

and they wouldnt know the diffrence

nicko. says:

haha yeah

ana! {blah} says:

lolololollllllllllllllllllllllll

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

omg i cant stop laughing

im crying

hahahhahaha

nicko. says:

omg i still find it funny

yeah

hahah

ana! {blah} says:

YEA

hahahaha

so you saw the mj one before

lol some day i sell dna

nicko. says:

girly man?

ana! {blah} says:

AHAHAHAH

yea

GIRLY MAN

nicko. says:

watching it now

hahah mutton goes YAY!

ana! {blah} says:

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

then got tunak tunak tun

girly man manmanman

nicko. says:

hahahahahahah

ana! {blah} says:

nippely man ate a boat

NWOEDEUISajjajajqajbHAHAA

MUCHO CALENTE!

nicko. says:

oh my fucking god. these vids really made my day

ana! {blah} says:

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

i can sleep happily tonight!\

nicko. says:

yeah weyh

ana! {blah} says:

KILLHER!KILLHER!

hahahahaha

OMG.my face hurts now

hahahahahah

nicko. says:

you know the hole to put it in

wtf

ana! {blah} says:

HAHAHAHAAHAHA

papaya

nicko. says:

yeah i cant breathe no more..

ana! {blah} says:

I KNWO

*know

hahahaha

You can see how much this tickled both of us.....

2009-09-28T05:42:00.000-07:00

I so freaking hate Maths!

Gosh, the world would be such a better and easier place without it! haha.

2009-09-19T00:11:00.001-07:00

Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"

Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"

"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".

Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"

Ah Beng got the job.

Holidays. Or not.

2009-09-18T11:15:00.000-07:00

Screwed up trials :/

Better enjoy the holidays before i get the results.

Favourite quotes:

"Rather be dead than cool" Kurt Cobain

"Part of me suspects that i'm a loser, the other part of me thinks that i'm God Almighty" John Lennon

juggernauts

2009-09-09T06:55:00.002-07:00

We'll do what we've always done

Shut our eyes and hope for the best
NO! We're gonna face this
And step out onto the tracks
Stare it right in the face
THOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Enter Shikari

Trials next week. Where's my inspiration this time?? :/

1Malaysia is not a TOTAL failure.

2009-09-07T05:17:00.000-07:00

harmony amongst races does exist!

This is the end product of a study group. Which meant study for arnd 1 hour, then cc for 2 hours...

Camne nak duduk trials?!?!?!

2009-09-03T05:50:00.000-07:00

2008

2009

Holy Cow

2009-08-26T09:25:00.001-07:00

I find this very amusing somehow. Whoever who changed the lyrics did quite a good job. I keep laughing to this

Things to do

2009-08-21T20:53:00.000-07:00

Things I had to do during the holidays:

1. Do Economics assignment

2. Do Legal Studies and English homework.

3. Prepare for Accounting and Maths test.

4. Catch up on all the work missed.

5. Clean room.

6. Get a membership for a gym.

7. Get more sleep.

8. Make sure 1-7 is done before the weekend as its gonna be a busy one.

Total things I managed to do: ZERO

Good job, Nicko! :S

Good Bush, Bad Bush

2009-08-21T06:02:00.001-07:00

F*ck The System

2009-08-09T06:46:00.000-07:00

Apparently, the Malaysian govermnent (BN cronies i pressume) wants to filter porn from the Internet here in Malaysia.

"Information, Communication and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim was quoted as saying that the filters were specifically to curb Malaysian kids's exposure to pornography. Similarities for this suggestion has already been compared to China's Green Dam project, which was used to block websites deemed "undesirable" by the Chinese government. "

What ever happened to parents deciding whats right for their kids? I mean some parents actually want/allow their children to watch porn. *hint hint haha* Many parents are also unwilling to have the 'sex talk" with their children. I know my parents did not have the talk with me..

On top of that, it's not like we have Sex Education here in Malaysia. We only have like 1 chapter in Form 3 Science?? How else kids in Malaysia are gonna learn about sex?

I dunno why im ranting, maybe im just upset i wont get to keep myself entertained. lol

TAKE THAT BIATCH!!

2009-07-27T06:25:00.001-07:00

Apparently i dont dare post this up cause ******'s name is there. Nayh, I'm smarter than you Azam Malek!!

- - - azam wh says:
nick
nicko. says:
yeah?
- - - azam wh says:
would u keep ur virginity
HAHAHAHA
till ur married
nicko. says:
hahahahaha
- - - azam wh says:
cepat answer
nicko. says:
depends
- - - azam wh says:
******
nicko. says:
hmmm
i wont keep it
haha
you?
why suddenly asking all this?? ^^
- - - azam wh says:
ok
hypothethical question
nyeh
nicko. says:
mutha farker smth you not telling me!
- - - azam wh says:
SURVEY my friend s je
HAAHAHAHa
where got!
nicko. says:
u think i seTOOpid like your phone ar
haha
- - - azam wh says:
i want to know the proportions of teenagers who are nott willing to have se
sex k
beffore marriage k
its a mathquestion
nicko. says:
i see
- - - azam wh says:
HAHAHAHa
nicko. says:
so you wont mind me posting this conv in my blog?
- - - azam wh says:
fucker
HAAHAHA
nicko. says:
hahahaha
- - - azam wh says:
dont la
-.-
nicko. says:
i win
so tell me now
- - - azam wh says:
hahahaha
nicko. says:
why you ask???????
- - - azam wh says:
i wanna know la DUHHHHHHHHHHHH
i gtg wei
LOL
hahaha!!!
nicko. says:
babi you wait
hahaha
- - - azam wh says:
u wont dare
man
=)
nicko. says:
yeah i wont
- - - azam wh says:
cause i put ****** there
HEEEEEe
i too smart k

HAHAHA I WIN :D

Damn It's Dope!

2009-07-27T05:40:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Davina Gill !

Known you for around 9 years already. Hope you enjoy your bday and get the present you want. Hehe. You're SO sending me to college everday if you do get it :p

RIP

2009-07-26T01:08:00.000-07:00

RIP Yasmin Ahmad.

2009-07-22T04:24:00.001-07:00

Suicide Attempt Failed

2009-07-20T05:55:00.000-07:00

desmond.myfattyhotling.me.

Your the antidode that gets me by,
Something strong like a drug that gets me high.
(Crossfade 2004) *Putting my citations skills to good use hahaha wtf*

Midterm's this week. Stress like shit. Other than that, im fine in case anyone's wondering :)

POH JAY LYN, i promise we shall lepak this week!!!

Gotta go, waste more time instead of studying...

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Fell in love with a girl - White Stripes

Fell in love with a girl
fell in love once and almost completely
she's in love with the world
but sometimes these feelings
can be so misleading
she turns and says "are you alright?"
I said "I must be fine cause my heart's still beating"
She says "come and kiss me by the riverside, bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating"

Red hair with a curl
mellow roll for the flavor
and the eyes for peeping
can't keep away from the girl
these two sides of my brain
need to have a meeting
can't think of anything to do
my left brain knows that
all love is fleeting
she's just looking for something new
and I said it once before
but it bears repeating

Oh Grow Up!

2009-07-01T05:34:00.000-07:00

College can be a bore at times! Especially those classes at 2-4, just after a heavy lunch, in the uber cold room. When your eyelids become extremely heavy and you just wanna fall asleep.. but you can't! So, you have to resort to any form of entertainment.

Ever felt like this?

Well, this is happens to me so often. One example of what i resort to:

click to view larger

I drew this picture to explain to my classmates what had happened when one of my classmates, Chen Wai Nee sent me home the day before. What happened was, she dropped me off at my house after college and she went off. I was ringing my doorbell when suddenly i heard this loud pop! Turns out, she ran over a coconut! And it was bouncing on the road. She didnt even stop, she just sped off....

Like my drawing?? Haha.

Beat It!

2009-06-26T00:14:00.001-07:00

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

Your hits like "Beat it, Bad, Thriller, Smooth Criminal" would always be remembered. And your kickass music videos that i used to watch when i was a kid. It's a shame that living like a king most of your life, you had to suffer many obstacles. An icon despite your weird taste for little kids and getting plastic surgery.

najib says:
tipu r MJ mati
dia online myspace kot
ahaha
nicko. says:
HAHAHAHAHA
najib says:
hahahahaha
kene buat baru mygrave
nicko. says:
haha
org mati, ko buat lawak
haha
najib says:
hehee

ZZZZ

2009-06-22T05:03:00.000-07:00

Mine's bigger! haha :D

Poh Jay Lyn says:
no time to play nicholas.
you have to stop taking SAM lightly.
jsut because you've done well in SPM doesn't mean you're able to fool around with cool kids like me.
therefore, you should start studying n stop fooling around.
be like me. trying to turn over a new leaf.

LOOKS WHOS TALKING!

Dreams

2009-06-16T04:55:00.000-07:00

They say if you dream of someone dying many times, that means you're afraid to lose them. There were many times whereby i dreamed that Sze Jade died. So, that means i'm afraid to lose her?

For those who dont know Jade, here's a pic:

I just received an e-mail from her. It was about her wish list, her birthday in on the 19th. This Friday. It read:

"The Bubble Gum Wish List (pls highlight below to view this bubble gummylicious wish list)

1. This soft blue little bag from Miss Selfridge (They've got it in pink as well... but i want the blue! hehehe)

2. A t-shirt from Topshop which is white and says ... sth sth sth pickle ! =D

(but i think i'd like the bag better!)

--
Miss Gummi Bear"

And this is from the girl that FORGOT my birthday last year but got angry when i did not wish her at midnight during her birthday. And yet i'm afraid to lose her?? HAHA

P.S. She likes gummy bears. Just in case any of you wanna get her something for her birthday. It's this Friday ya. Hehe.

edit: this is her reaction when she read this.
Bubble Gum says:
HAHAHHAHAHA
omggg
oh my goodness nicholas mark !
that wish list is private and confidential !
hahahhahahha a
nicko. says:
yes?
Bubble Gum says:
AND YES
YOU ARE AFRAID TO LOSE ME BECOZ I AM SUCH AN AWESOME PERSON!

hahahahahahhaaha
eyyyyyy...
LOL!
i shall rmb to wish you this year ! bcoz facebook will notify me !
HAHAHAHHAHA

we learn from our mistakes.

2009-06-06T06:16:00.000-07:00

Lesson for that night: KNOW YOUR LIMIT! and don't wear white shirt. haha.

What can i say?? My group of friends are full of DRAMA! Well, at least we have fun first before enduring the hefty consequences after that kan?

Horny WaiNee

2009-05-31T05:56:00.000-07:00

Chen Wai Nee

Meet Chen Wai Nee. My classmate. She knocked my dad's car when she picked me up to go to college that day. Sorry, I just had to bring that up :)

Btw, she was trying to imitate Jessica Ling's pose in the picture. I was the cameraman which explains why she looks quite good in the picture. Haha. (the glasses and bag are jessica's)

P.S. Read Azam's blog. Read the post on racism. I think that's pretty much the same views i have on that matter.

let the bodies hit the floor

2009-05-28T05:14:00.000-07:00

Don't know what to update. Heh.

Manchester Utd lost.. WhatTheShit!
I din watch the match.. WhatTheShit!
Stupid alarm din ring -.-

Another meaningless post by me :S

P.S. Happy Bday, Navina :)

Holidays, konon...

2009-05-21T08:36:00.000-07:00

Most of my friends finished their exams already and are in the holiday mood. I, on the other hand, have nothing fun to look forward to during my "holidays" except 6-hour LAN classes, catching up on all the homework i missed, doing my drafts for my research paper, and on top of that, prepare for my mid-term...

While my close friends will be having fun at *place not to be mentioned*, I'll be stuck in Subang doing all the stuff mentioned above (or so i hope). Cheers to my not so happening, supposedly holidays :S

Almost Died :s

2009-05-19T05:17:00.000-07:00

I almost had a heart attack. Just read an article saying Megan Fox is a man!! :s

Taken from: http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/
"Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors. "

Thank God this is not true. If it were, I would've commited suicide..

My Dear Ling Ku Pau Is So Funny...

2009-05-18T08:43:00.001-07:00

Jess: Eh, i was google-ing images of skinny girls just now?

Nick: and??

Jess: They all so skinny..

Wtf... hahahaha

The Done

2009-05-11T09:52:00.000-07:00

"What's done is done..."

"Yeah, the done... can still be done."

Dont understand??? Neither do i.. taken from the conv 2 of my frens had the other day. Clearly, you can see where i get my daily dose of humour. As they say, laughter is the best medicine. And yeah it IS. :p

I'm trying to prove my point to Juey, who didnt believe me when i told her i cant write well. So, what should i write about?? Mother's day perhaps??

OK, i woke up on Sunday, completely ignorant that it was Mother's Day. Not that i don't know when Mother's Day is, but i just forgot about it when i woke up on Sunday morning. I woke up in a bad mood cuz my mum woke me up soo early. So i din even talk to her while having breakfast. And then, I heard my brother wishing her -.-

Farkkkk!! He wished her before i did.. that ass...
SO, i went and said sorry and wished her Happy Mother's Day and reminded her that i did not forget about it, i just was so blur no thanks to her who woke me up too early. haha. No presents this year i guess. Wanted to sponsor her a facial treatment but i doubt she would want it anyways.. She told me that all she wants is for me to study more and play less... Sorry to say, FAT CHANCE, MUMMY! :D

So, i guess all I could do for Mother's Day this year, is just to be a better son. And somehow, i think my parents read my blog so if they do, Happy Mother's Day (belated i know!!) and wtv you see in my blog is all NOT TRUE. Im so innocent :S

HEH.

2009-05-10T08:47:00.000-07:00

My latest hobby; reading Marvel Comics.

Anyone know where i can buy the actual ones and not just read the ciplak versions online??

annoyed

2009-05-08T08:46:00.000-07:00

i have college. on a saturday. wtf!

If only it were school and i could just skip it.. then i would'nt even miss a thing. and wont feel guilty. Oh such a kill joy -.-

Damn i miss watching the X-Men cartoons. Din read the comics, i prefer watching the cartoons. Much easier la kan? My fav character is Gambit.

Just random thoughts :)

ALL THE SINGLE GAYDIES

2009-05-06T06:15:00.000-07:00

OMG Whaddafuck!!!

Guess Who's Back?? well almost

2009-05-04T04:47:00.000-07:00

Wohoo, guess who's coming back tmr?? It's MR Jay Chou a.k.a. Lala Liang a.k.a. Chong Jian Liang :) Guess his new nickname will be Botak! har har

Everyone's talking about how you've changed.
But, I'm not going to judge you. not yet..

CUMming Soon XD

2009-04-29T05:55:00.000-07:00

Meet my new friend, Chaba!

Maths is a pain in the arse! Thought it would be a piece of cake, but failing the first quiz would be enough proof that it din turn out like that..

ON a lighter note, should i get this tattoo??

2009-04-20T06:40:00.000-07:00

the 3 DRUNKeteers

smile

2009-04-15T05:07:00.000-07:00

Something to cheer all you emo kids! hahahah :P

"my penis is so huge that if i laid it out on a keyboard, it would reach from A to Z!"

hhaahahahahahah

2009-04-10T09:51:00.000-07:00

omg, this is my 3rd post today sial! blogger dowh. hahaha. i found this and i just couldn't help but share it. how dumb can this get...?

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rock genesis

2009-04-10T09:26:00.000-07:00

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random post of randomness

2009-04-10T09:12:00.000-07:00

life is short. period.

what I've realized this past few days is that we have to appreciate life and what we have. Family and friends, like them or not.

sorry for the emo post, and for the record, ppl who emo
constantly with no particular reason annoy me like hell!

2009-04-05T05:06:00.000-07:00

Airin posted about me. here

And, in return, I'm gonna post up the most beautiful picture of her :)

it's coming

TADAAA!

hahahahaha sorry rin, im so bored and the bloody accounts assignment is stressing me out, i wanna shoot myself in the head 50 times......

laid to rest

2009-04-02T06:14:00.000-07:00

jade aka bimbo and I at starbucks supposedly studying..

I actually miss high school. Never thought I'd be saying this but i miss the time where homework wasn't compulsory (for me anyway), when i could skip class whenever i felt like it, when i could disturb the teachers for fun, when i could meet up with anyone of my friends anytime in school. At least then, all our breaks are at the same time...
Not forgetting the canteen food and the makcik canteen who we also always disturb haha.

taylors

2009-03-30T03:49:00.000-07:00

Ah college...

Not what i expected entirely.. I think the whole "college lifestyle" so to speak, is too hectic for me. Maybe it's cause I'm in the so called express year, so the next few months would be EVEN more hectic.

Jess and I are ALWAYS late for class, all the lecturers tend to know that we'll be 10 minutes late at least. Some lecturers are kinda ok with it, but some are getting a bit annoyed.

Homework wise, there's loads! Enough said. Though i don't do all, just the ones that are really really required i guess. And since there's no more tuition, I have to do the homework to keep in touch with what's going on with the syllabus..

The good thing is, a lot of my friends are there so i get to meet them, during breaks, before and after college. Good thing about taylors: more than half the SJ ex-students are there!

All in all, i hope i enjoy studying and playing the fool in Taylors. And that i can adapt to the hectic-ness. I dont know how some people sleep at 4am and get up in time for college at 8am, almost everyday...

Azam, Dope, Airin

2009-03-19T09:40:00.000-07:00

Azam Malek:

Knew him since Form 4. Never even knew he existed before that. Hehe. Serious, I only knew his name when i joined hoki in Form 4. At first, we din click. As Azam constantly reminds me, I was "lansi" and din wna talk to him.

But slowly, we became closer and closer. We became quite close in Form 5 when we formed the prom comittee together. Shared so many experiences, good and bad. But it was fun. If were not for him, I wouldn't have met Jian Liang at all.

His attitude? Well, i can tell you this. HE IS SO GODDAMN DISORGANISED! seriously. i think the saying 'failing to plan, is planning to fail' suits him. and he is always late. I rmb our prom meetings, which HE would plan btw would always start at least an hour late cuz he's late or smth. Haha.

But, he's a nice fella la. Brings joy and laughter to everyone :)
Note to self: get him an organiser for his bday. just hope he dnt lose it...

Davina Gill:

Nicknamed Dope! Knew her since Std 4. At first we couldn't stand the sight of each other. Then, in Std 5 we were best friends. Been through alot with this girl. The memorable moments are in choral speaking (still rmb anot dope) and Leo.

In Leo, she's like the big boss, no one dare fight back with her. Even Pn Chong gave up! hahah.
She was the sexy-tary oops i mean secretary. One thing abt Dope tht every1 should know is, she won't back down. So no use going into an argument with her :)

That said, she is an awesome friend, always ready to listen and share. This friend is for keeps no doubt.

Hehe, dope u owe me shisha now!

And last but not least,

Airin Ng:

Till now I'm still confused whether this Redhead's name is Ng Airin or Airin Ng. haha.

Very very very fun to lepak with, and though we kutuk her a lot at times, she just laughs about it and doesnt get angry. Thats the thing i like about her, she doesnt take our jokes personally but she just plays along.

She had many dumb blond moments. Here's a few examples:

1. She ordered ICED HOT CHOCOLATE once.
2. Last time in Sri Devi, she was calculating 8x10 and came up with 800! haha she din realise her mistake till we told her.

Again, another friend I treasure.

OK, NOW YOU GUYS POST ABT MY I DNT CARE!!! haha

Farfour... lol

2009-03-17T22:52:00.001-07:00

I know I might be shot for posting this but who gives a shit.

First, watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrieBhaGgHM

This is a CHILDREN'S show in Palestine. If this is what the Palestinians show their kids, then it's no surprise that they hate the Jews even when their young and dont know anything. They're willing to be a matyr just by watching tv show.

Now, Im not defending the Jews here. What they did to innocent Palestinians is unforgivable but it takes two to tango. The blame does not go to the Jews when Palestinians keep sowing hatred towards the Jews into their kids. I doubt this kind of shows exists within the Jewish community.

My point: Stop showing these shows, stop instilling hatred towards the Jews, and stop poisoning the kids. Then talk about stopping the war.

On a lighter note, well not exactly.. Jian Liang, enjoy your NS. I'm sure you'll miss me like shit. hehe

Tafakk, the is the only pic i have of him! Nvr mind, I'm sure he loves me more than the rest that blogged about him. HAHA!

Background on Jian Liang aka Jay Chou:
I knew his name, how he looked like, who he was, since Form 1 but never talked to him till Form 5. Thanks to Azam who got us close. Now, I can call him one of my closest friends and sure I (and everyone) else will be missing him the next 3 months.

P.S. He wants a Malay girlfriend. So if anyone can help me out, at least i can get him a present when he comes back ahahaha

emo kids FTW

2009-03-15T10:48:00.000-07:00

This is Jessica Ling Ku Pau. No, seriously thats her name. haha. Nicknamed emo kid by me, as you can see how emo she is here and nicknamed loose pussy by some other ppl (dont ask me!).

Anyway, right now she is my emo partner. Whenever i feel emo, i would just have to talk to her and we'll share emo songs! I knew her since Form 1, we were in the same class. Got kinda close to her in Form 2 and Form 3. I still remember when she and Jaclyn would go and molest me, yes molest me during tuition... yes those were the days, i don't know why i felt akward! lol

The best thing about her is, we can just lepak doing nothing and still have fun! She and her girlfriend, Poh Lyn. And i remember got one time we used to call her 'clubbing girl' due to her excessive clubbing. Now, however she is the 'shisha girl' just because she's addicted to shisha-ing.

BAHHH i cant do this la jess. hahahaha

Anyway, emo kid, CHEER UP. AND PLS BE MY CLASSMATE :D

pfft

2009-03-15T07:11:00.000-07:00

Sorry all my faithful blog readers who check my blog everyday for not updating hahahaha.

In the words of my emo fren Jess:

will update soon
XOXOXO
Stay tuned :)

walk with me in hell!

CHAOS

2009-03-07T09:11:00.001-08:00

no money, no honey

Notice how young and innocent we all look? With short hair and cute faces. :)

It Aint Friday the 13th, It's Thursday the 12th!

2009-03-04T20:42:00.001-08:00

As you may have heard already, SPM results is coming out on the 12th of March! Thats like...SOON! Im not nervous nor excited, no because I'm confident, but it's because I have no idea what to expect...

Truth be told, I've never been to results day for a big exam before. Both PMR and UPSR results day, I was in Penang and my friends had to get my results for me. So, I have not experienced the suspense and thrill of waiting for your results being revealed. I don't even know how it's done!

Actually, I wanted to skip this years result day as well, but I need to at least experience it 1 time in my life. Plus, i wanna meet up with all the ex-schoolmates and get my bloody leaving cert which my class teacher din give to me! Not forgetting Sinar Jaya, which i heard is good (azam kembang eh).

Whatever the results, I sure enjoyed my schooling days and I've no regrets. Though I could have studied more and would be confident now haha

Apparently, i screwed 84% of my school life.. that's a no brainer! :)

2009-03-03T22:54:00.000-08:00

[x] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ x] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total: 4

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total : 8

[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x]Texted people during class.
[x]Passed notes.
[x]Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.
Total : 12

[ ] Pulled down the Fire Alarm.
[x] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took Pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during School hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class.
Total : 16

[x] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[ ] Broke the dress code.
[ ] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class.
Total : 19

[x] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[x] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Total : 24

[x] Faked your parents signature .
[x] Slept in class.
[x] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework

Total : 28

MULTIPLY BY THREE : 28x3=84

i dont friend you!

2009-03-02T08:25:00.000-08:00

Meet my friend, Michelle Poh Jay Lyn. (note: upon her request, this post is abt her)
ah £yn says:
hahaha ok
ermm
talk abt me!
ahahahahahaha

Not many people know this, but she and I have been friends since standard 1! Thats 11 years and counting!!! Those who know her, see her as a happy-go-lucky girl, someone you would hardly see frowning. She is also very friendly and can get along with almost anybody. I remember those times at Leo meeting, when everyone is so serious, and she would come up with some stupid joke just to make every one laugh. Haha. Thing is, even Pn Chong laughs sometimes!

She also has the tendency to seduce many guys (no other better words..hmmm.) . What i mean is ALOT and i mean ALOT of guys like or have liked her. Yeah, im talking abt half the guys in SJ and loads more from other schls! hahahaha.

Now, for the bad side of her. muahahaha. not really bad la. ok whatever! she is one of the most fickle minded person i ever met in my life and might be the most i'd ever meet. For example, she took all science subjects for SAM, only to change it few days after the first day of college to ALL ARTS. And, she likes to or should i say liked (she changed apparently) to FFK ppl. She did it so rampantly that the term FFK was renamed to "Jay Lyn".

used in a sentence: Dont Jay Lyn me ah!

Hehe. Ok that's it abt her. I cant belive that the LONGEST post in MY blog isnt about ME.

hehehehehe

Till then, XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

ah £yn says:
hahahhaa okweeee
sure got lots of reader
ahahahaha =p =p

lol

ALLAH

2009-02-27T03:54:00.000-08:00

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/19244-herald-editor-says-ban-on-allah-lifted-with-conditions

http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Friday/National/2491249/Article/index_html

Before you do anything, pls read the articles from the links above.

Dont you think that it is UNFAIR?? That Christians or any other religion can use the word Allah.
I'm not starting a religious debate here but i just want to give my opinion. First of all, the word Allah is a standard Arabic word for GOD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allah).

Therfore, why cant ALL religions use it, when they refer to God in BM. Yea sure you can use Tuhan, but the word Allah is also in the Christian Bible which was in the Arabic language. I think it's unfair for this BN cronies who have nothing better to do, but just finding fault in everything else.

Now, the Catholic newspaper must put a warning on the front page saying "For Christians Only". Wtf. Dah la, its distributed in churches ONLY, must put extra warning to "not confuse ppl of other religions"??? Anyway, at least the government was wise enough to let the newspaper use the word Allah for the BM section. Though, there are still some restrictions at least the freedom of speech is partially restored.

OMG, i feel damn holy edi. hahahahah :)

UPSKIRT

2009-02-27T01:23:00.000-08:00

^^

2009-02-24T20:03:00.000-08:00

there azam!

and to think that we were still sober.... haha

capitalisations??? hahaha

2009-02-24T00:25:00.000-08:00

I realised i got no pictures here. So i looked around, and found the gayest one. Haha.

Korn is coming down for Sunburst. But without the old members, i wouldn't be sure whether it'll be fun or not.. I still dont think it's worth gng to Sunburst though. Maybe if Coldplay comes then it might.

Jom we all boycott Streamyx!

brainless

2009-02-22T21:21:00.000-08:00

another example of STUPIDITY.

http://www.klue.com.my/articles/1361-Yasmin-Ahmads-SPCA-commercial-gets-axed

need i say more?

Hair Advice

2009-02-21T19:39:00.000-08:00

This is Soh Sze Jade (Bubble Gum) giving me hair advice:

nicko. says:
hey
Bubble Gum Rain says:
AutoMessage: =)
Bubble Gum Rain says:
HEYYA
Bubble Gum Rain says:
hahaha
Bubble Gum Rain says:
ur pm is FUNNy
nicko. says:
haha
Bubble Gum Rain says:
AutoMessage: =)
nicko. says:
wait lemme change it
Bubble Gum Rain says:
NOOOOO
Bubble Gum Rain says:
WHY
nicko. says:
' i wish my HAIR was emo, then it would cut itself and jade wont diss it!!!'
nicko. says:
hahahahahahahaha
Bubble Gum Rain says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH
Bubble Gum Rain says:
U DUMBO
Bubble Gum Rain says:
BUT TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nicko. says:
im gna cut it la OK?
nicko. says:
haha
Bubble Gum Rain says:
hahahhaa
Bubble Gum Rain says:
well, if u dont wana loook like those indian janitors...
Bubble Gum Rain says:
hahahhaha
Bubble Gum Rain says:
then u shud !

nicko. says:
haha
nicko. says:
then i cut wht hairstyle
nicko. says:
what should i do to please you
nicko. says:
oh queen jade *bowes down*
Bubble Gum Rain says:
BALD would be perfect for u !
Bubble Gum Rain says:
then u wud look innocent
nicko. says:
lol
Bubble Gum Rain says:
like a monk
Bubble Gum Rain says:
AHHAHAHAHHAHA
Bubble Gum Rain says:
since u knw.. now u have this "bad boy" look
nicko. says:
i do?
Bubble Gum Rain says:
messy.... bad boy-ish
Bubble Gum Rain says:
haha yes

FYI, this is how jade i talk everytime on MSN. You see what i have to put up with!?!? haha

-

I'm Gay???

2009-02-19T05:43:00.001-08:00

Call me gay, but this dude is one person i'd kill to be just for a day...

His name is Slash btw. How cool is that eh!

Who Needs A Real Guitar?

2009-02-19T02:12:00.000-08:00

1 word....
OHMYGAWD!

Got Milk!?!?!

2009-02-15T21:30:00.000-08:00

Ok, this happpened at Secret Recipie. My family and I went for dinner there. And there was this waitress with HUGE boobs. Even my mum was staring! haha. And then she took our orders, my dad ordered tea. So the drinks came, and she forgot to bring milk for the tea. My dad called her back and asked "Got Milk???"

OMG, she blushed and walked away. And I laughed my ass off.

*some ppl won't get it.

-

Lost His Mind?

2009-02-11T05:16:00.001-08:00

Flashback!

2009-02-08T22:43:00.000-08:00

Ok, here's something that happened to me quite a while ago but it's still vividly stuck in my mind.

I was in a Guardian shop in Parade i think, and i was looking for deodorent. I wanted the roll on type. When asked by the shop assistant on what i want, suddenly i was lost for words and i couldnt explain roll on. So i said "i want the ball one." Then, she replied, "Oh, i'm sorry we don't have that. What we usually have are for underarms only."

I cant explain how dumb i felt.... haha

Sunburst

2009-02-08T19:48:00.000-08:00

The Sunburst Line Up was kinda disappointing to me... Though the local bands line up is kinda tempting, i dont think i wanna spend 200 bucks for that. If Coldplay coming then lain cerita la hehe

V for Valentine

2009-02-05T19:59:00.000-08:00

I just realised that I dont have a Valentine this year...

Then again, which year did i have one?? hahahah

God Damn Bored

2009-02-05T02:28:00.000-08:00

Advice: DONT waste your time watching Inkheart. It's like a lousier copy of Narnia...

Some Food For Thought

2009-02-04T01:23:00.001-08:00

Here's some food for thought...

Wouldnt it be unfair for gay people to get sent to prison?? For example, if u were to lock up a gay guy in an all-guy prison, wouldnt he be happy to be locked up with guys,shower with them,sleep in the same room as them??? which defeats the purpose of their punishment dont you think...

No, i think gay guys should be sent to all women's prison. They would be suffering there, therefore they would be truly punished!

No i'm not homophobic, i'm just posting this for fun

Sweetest Escape II

2009-02-03T03:13:00.000-08:00

Ok, here's the rest of the story...

So, we were busting our asses trying to sell the tickets. Even till Dec 16th, the day of the prom, we were still short of selling tickets. We already knew somewhat that we would rugi alot, and would have to somehow come up with the money to cover our losses, but we thought that we would have time to do that. THAT, was not the case...sadly

During prom, we figured out that we rugi-ed RM 8k. We were still enjoying ourselves though since it was agreed before that we will be given 3 weeks to pay our debts to KL Tower. However, during the prom, the manager of KL Tower informed us that we had to pay FULL (no hutang) or else he would have security halau everyone from the tower. He gave us 1 hour to find 8k....

So, we had to hutang the performers instead. It took alot of effort persuading them and assuring them that we will pay them back. Somehow, we managed to settle it and the prom went on...
Then we decided "AH! Screw it, we have fun tonight. Then tmr morning, we kira our losses." And have fun we did.

Next morning, it was calculated that each committee had to pay RM 1000! However, we all agree now that no matter what shit we had to go through, we all are happy that the prom went well, awesomely in fact. We felt much better and less shit-eir when ppl told us we did a great job.

All in all, it was a good experience. I really enjoyed planning prom and i got closer to the committee members namely Jian Liang, Azam and Airin. (i was quite close to the rest already)

aiyo, i suck at this la =.=

sweetest escape?? perhaps not

2009-02-02T00:56:00.001-08:00

Im so damn effing bored so i'm gonna talk about Prom!

So, it was waaaay back last year when azam said, "eh, nick! wanna join the prom comittee tak?"
At first, I wasn't interested at all, but after a while and azam's persuasion, I decided to join. And that was the biggest mistake of my life....

hahahah joking.

Back to the lame-ass story. So, the prom commitee consisted of me, Azam, Jian Liang, Airin, Eugene, Anandh, Wawa, Aaron and Bez (who din even come for prom! hahaha. *inside joke*).

Notice anything?? Yeah! We are all lazy and very laid back ppl! Our meetings always start at least 1 hour late (thanks to azam most of the time!), and we usually just talk crap most of the time. Once, the worker in Sri Devi asked us to shut up cuz we were laughing loudly and making so much noise there!

So, we made loads of sacrifices. Airin, Bez and I spent 12 hours baking cookies one day, we had to plan so many things, persuade so many ppl to buy the tickets, AND prepare for SPM...

We planned to host a great show, we got to book KL Tower and got cool performances. However, the only problem was selling the tickets... Ppl came up with different excuses:

it was too far

no transport

too expensive

dont wanna waste money

So as you can see it was pretty much uphill in getting all the tickets sold. And we needed to sell 220 tickets in order to break even. Many promised they were gonna buy on that day itself, so we were all set. or so we thought....

Part 2 another day

NOOOOO

2009-02-01T21:05:00.001-08:00

I just found out one the HOT presenter is married!!! DAYM...

hahaha

Curiousity Kills The Cat, Not Me! ...hopefully

2009-01-31T21:42:00.000-08:00

Something has been bugging me for a very long time....

To my Muslim friends:

Why is it wrong to eat at a restaurant where pork is sold, but OK to eat at a restaurant where alcohol is sold ????

Help me out! :)

Correct me if im wrong.

no pun/insult intended whatsoever

Pastimes

2009-01-29T20:53:00.000-08:00

When i'm bored at the office and at home, these two websites keep me entertained.

www.klue.com.my

www.junkonline.net

They pretty much share the same concept as Polaryde (refer to my previous post) and they're the inspiration of Polaryde.

With, creative writers with catchy lines, i bet you would also be entertained and they surely can lighten up your mood! :)

back to work then hahah

A Little Thing Called...Polaryde

2009-01-29T05:38:00.000-08:00

Check this out!!

Eugene and I have started this blog/magazine called Polaryde.

What's it about? Well, the main idea is to promote the so called underground scene, which includes music and clothing line. We review bands and albums, promote gigs and concerts, promote underground clothing lines among others.

Check it out at www.polaryde.blogspot.com

Yeah i know, it isn't THAT famous and happening yet la. I'm still trying to promote it and stuff now and hopefully one day it'll become a big hit and Eugene and I will become FAMOUS!! hehe.

Enough of me crapping on stuff that can hardly come true, just check it out k?

i surf polaryde. do you??

:)

2009-01-29T05:05:00.000-08:00

Testing.... 1,2,3

2009-01-28T05:57:00.000-08:00

*ehem ehem*

I know that I've said that I would 'NEVER have my own personal blog EVER', but i think boredom at home and at work can be a darn good excuse to contradict myself! (yet again...)

Anyway, since I have nothing to talk about, im gonna talk about my "job". Im currently an intern at Sportscenter, ESPN. What i do there? Well, pretty much every thing! I have done the graphics, editing videos, acting (WATCH Sportscenter Malaysia, 7pm weekdays to find out!), and even writing the script that the presenters read. I've also been cameraman and even met with the Minister of Sports.

BUT, 1 down side is........ I DONT GET PAID!!!!

I actually don't mind it much because i get to learn heaps of stuff and try new things on a daily basis. And, the office is bloody relaxed.. I wear shorts and slippers to the office, and we even play badminton and football IN the office. Hopefully once they see what a good intern i am, they might decide to pay me la. hehe

OK, i feel so BIMBO already...... byeeee

(is this OK azam????????) :)